I was working in a doctor's surgery a few weeks back, summarising patients' records and updating their database for the new contract (the fun things they make medical students do...)
Anyway, went into the only staff toilet amongst a dozen folk to find a HUGE (and I mean Michelle McManus size) torpedo lying in wait. Now, being the sensitive soul I am, I have a thing against pooing on someone elses property. So it was a case of either pooing in the bin or flushing. Well,.... three flushes later it was still there. Finally got rid of it with a flush and a makeshift javelin made from the toiletbrush.. The doctor's must've wondered why I flushed about 5 times in total...
On top of that, it was actually a pretty impresive smell too...
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